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Joke of the Day
"The only reason I'm on LinkedIn is to find employed dates for the weekends."
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"My Dad voted Republican his entire life. After he died he voted Democrat"
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"Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield? Its arse."
"A law student walks into a bar... He says, ""Shit I should've prepared for this."""