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Joke of the Day
"To help me get to sleep I'm counting miners."
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"The United States now has... 51 one states, 50 regular one with an ass-ter-risk Bud Dum Tss."
"old folks home whats 50ft long and smells like piss..??line dance at an old folks home.."
"Going through life totally ignorant must be the only way to find true happiness."
"How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ? They both have ornamental balls."
"Why do the 5 seconds I have to wait before I can ""skip ad"" last 30 seconds?"
"A C, an E flat and a G walk into a bar The bartender says, ""We don't serve minors here."""
"[spelling bee] Your word is 'golfed' ""May I have it in a sentence please?"" Sure. He golfed with a tee. ""G-O-L-F-T"""
"I lost my new underwear... ...I only wore them briefly."
"What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral? A somber-ero."