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Joke of the Day

"One day I hope to watch a cable show that says ""Brought to you by.. The bill you pay every fucking month."""

"I never loved you any more than I do, right this second. And I'll never love you any less than I do, right this second."

"What car do polite cowboys drive? Audi!"

"A man walks into a bar He says ""Ow!"""

"What is Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1"

"Which is an Islamic trait? A.heading B.heading C.heading"

"I quit drugs, and it made everyone happy. Except for my lamp. It won't talk to me anymore."

"Where do german parents send their ADD kids? Concentration Camps"

"What do you call an obese psychic? A four chin teller."

"What do you call a man who makes fart scented candles? Incense-itive"