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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive.. They would eventually find me attractive"

"My identity was stolen two days ago. They called today begging for me to take it back."

"I think my neighbor is stalking me... as I saw her googling my name on her computer last night.I saw it through my telescope."

"Just saw a horse drawn cart. Wasn't a very good cart. Horses are terrible artists."

"How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read? Every 28 days or so."

"My boyfriend got pissed because I didn't swallow. Is it my fault I have a nut allergy?"

"what is a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet"

"Darren Went to a Doctor to Get a Solution of Loose Motions.. Doctor : Tell Me, What is your Problem?? Darren : Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D"

"In Gaza Strip... ...Kykes gas you!"

"I'm such a film buff I can always tell when a fake dinosaur is used in a movie."