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Joke of the Day

"To the first designer to make skirts so tight that a slit had to be added to the back: Good job. Flip flop guy: Go stand in the corner."

"I just named two flies in my house Buzz and Buzz Jr. If you want me to come to your house and name shit it's $20/hour."

"Why don't priests like people having sex while standing? It might lead to dancing"

"I love getting blowjobs, but sometimes I feel like an asshole."

"A Hurricane and a Divorce in Virginia I learned this joke from my chem teacher: What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common? Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!"

"What's the secret ingredient in Bush's Baked Beams? Jetfuel."

"What was Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"

"What's so good about living in Switzerland? Not sure but the flag's a big plus."

"""These mushrooms aren't poisonous!"" - Somebody's last words"

"Dear women married to homophobic racist adult males: Nice ass."