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Joke of the Day
"What's the Hitler Youth's favorite weather? Heil"
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"Q: What's a conservative? A: A liberal who made it through adolescence."
"How do you build suspense in people?"
"parent: why did you do this to my child willy wonka: well you see they tried to eat some chocolate on a tour of a chocolate factory they won"
"Chuck Norris won an award today Kanye West sat politely in his seat."
"Why do aspirins work? Because they're white."
"Secondary market that lets people sell their excess Twitter characters."
"* tries to spread peanut butter * Peanut Butter: I have a boyfriend"
"I turned on my computer and it went ""Word"" and I was like ""Yo""."
"Police officer: Have you had anything to drink? Me:No PO:Ok, blow into here Me:But there are no candles PO:Ma'am please get out of the car"