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Joke of the Day

"What's the Hitler Youth's favorite weather? Heil"

"What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds? Deez Nutz"

"Rick Ross on Valentines Day ""Shout out to all the pairs"""

"What does a owl say when it stumps it foot? OOOOOWWWWLLLL...."

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how married are you?"

"I inherited one of the paintings done by Adolf Hitler today. I don't want to hang it in my house though. I'm afraid it's bad Jew Jew."

"So I tried coprophilia for the first time today. It's fucking shit."

"Seven billion other people in the world and not one of them are naked in front of me right now. That just isn't right"

"Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans."

"Strawberries are like porn stars. They both have the seed on the outside."