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Joke of the Day
"What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction? Steam. I'm so sorry."
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"The problem with girl scout cookies: no matter how many I eat, I always want Samoa."
"Dear investors, I'd like to make a chap stick called ""food court Chinese food."" Please snapchat if interested."
"How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup? Literally all gardening stops"
"What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat."
"What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount? Blowouts"
"Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire? Because they can only semi retire."
"""Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Today she asked us again!"""
"How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek? Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME"
"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once."