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Joke of the Day

"After seeing a picture on Reddit of the garbage near the Taj Mahal, I thought to myself ""Wow can there BE a bigger shithole?"" Then I saw the comments section"

"If Tom Cruise had an intervention to an addiction... They should call it ""Cruise Control."""

"You could say I'm a Whiz Kid. I'm really smart. And I'll drink your piss"

"Winning an argument with a woman is like getting 1st prize in a ""who wants to sleep on the couch"" contest."

"I saw my waitress had a black eye so I ordered really slow Since she's obviously not good at listening."

"I'm going to hire a Priest, a Doctor and a Rabbi to walk into a bar together just to see WTF happens. Backup Plan: I'll also bring a horse."

"Fun Fact: When your favorite football team wins, you don't win. You're just drunk on a couch screaming at a TV."

"Dear Algebra.. Stop asking us to find your X She's gone bro."

"The last time I had sex, there was a dinosaur in the cave with us."

"Daughter saw old clothes I've saved for sentimental value & said 'I bet you cried when the last dinosaur died too'. She's out of the will."