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Joke of the Day

"Great wine is like great jazz... It confuses me and I'm pretty sure it's all the same. EDIT: Front page? Hot damn! Now what do I do with my life?"

"I used to do drugs... i still do, but i also used to."

"What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich? Post-Imprussianist."

"To all the nerds out there There are 10 types of people in this world; those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"Early Time I'm on a Whiskey diet, I lost three days already."

"Couldn't eat my soup when I watched The Matrix because there was no spoon."

"i went to a bookshop And asked for a book about tortoises. The woman asked ""hardback?"" I said ""yeah, and little heads."""

"There used to be an ad campaign that said ""go to work on an egg""... I tried that, the egg wouldn't move and eventually it cracked, so I went to work on a bicycle as I usually do."

"Why are pirates angry after leaving the bathroom? Because after ""p"" comes ""irate"""

"What did the little Iraqi girl tell her father after he bought her a new backpack? Thanks for the Baghdad."