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Joke of the Day
"Couldn't eat my soup when I watched The Matrix because there was no spoon."
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"Did you hear about the girl that went fishing with the three guys? She came back with a red snapper."
"Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken"
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"What did the dope dealer say after he got a colonic? I don't got shit."
"[couples therapy] Mrs: he's too handsy, always touching me all over... Mr: [who is an octopus] I CANT HELP IT LINDA IM LIKE 90% HANDS..."
"Thank you for teaching me the meaning of the word ""much."" It means a lot."
"have you tried subways new jared special? two small buns with extra mayo"
"If I got a nickel everytime I said ""I don't believe in fairies"" I wouldn't give two shits about fairies dying from it"