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Joke of the Day
"I think I want a job cleaning mirrors it's just something I could really see myself doing."
Next Joke
"At church, what three words are foremost in a bride's mind on her wedding day? ""Aisle,altar,hymn."""
"Sorry about your lost dog. If you liked it, then you should've put a leash on it. If you liked it, then you should've put a leash on it."
"Sometimes, my secretary reminds me of my wife. I was unbuttoning her shirt the other day during our lunch break when she said, ""Remember, you have a wife."""
"Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions."
"I can't stand those 'happy ending' massage parlors Those places just rub me the wrong way"
"I approached a photographer and took his picture. He had me arrested.."
"What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep? ""I am not a crook!"""
"""A pirate with no p... is irate!"" Friday is International talk Like a Pirate Day!"
"I went to a Pantheist forest yesterday. I tried to read the map, but all it said was, ""You are HERE"""