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Joke of the Day

"*spreads toilet seat cover over santa's lap before sitting down*"

"What is a ghost's favorite part of school? Spirit week."

"What did the slut's left leg say to the slut's right leg? Nothing. They've never met."

"My friend can't eat pizza because he's lactose intolerant It gives him pizzeria"

"Genie: 1st wish ME: I wish for a pen G: #2 M: another pen G: wtf M: I already lost the 1st pen G: and ur 3rd M: ur not going to believe this"

"Still haven't forgiven my parents for not being rich."

"I gave my Chinese mate some sweets yesterday... He said, oh these are Haribo! Well if you don't like them, don't eat them then."

"What do you get when OP gets erections? QR"

"If I see a parked car with one of those stick figure family things, I always add a sticker of myself to it and then just wait in the car."

"Don't mind me, just another pirate joke passing though What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it was arr, but actually it's the sea."