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Joke of the Day
"Everyone had that one lesbian gym teacher growing up."
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"Portland is on fire and the nearest Trump voter is 300 miles away. Democrats have a terrible ground game."
"Conjecture: At some point in 2013, our neighbors will get so high that they accidentally sell their own weed. For weed money. To buy weed."
"What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut? Coconuts have hair"
"Kanye West at the Sistine Chapel, amazed that it was painted by a Ninja Turtle."
"[knocking on my neighbor's door] hi i just moved to the neighborhood & im legally required to inform u that i enjoyed the star wars prequels"
"The man who invented PIN numbers and ATM machines has died. May he RIP in peace."
"What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip? A collieflower"
"Have you heard men get hit by lightning 6x more often than women? The kitchen must be a very safe place"
"How do you sink a norwegian submarine? Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)"