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Joke of the Day
"I tried using self deprecating humor But I'm not any good at it."
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"What do you call a soldier with long arms? An army soldier"
"Sorry I'm late, someone showed me an otter video, and then I looked up more otter videos for like half an hour."
"Loan officer: And what is the purpose of your loan, Sir? Me: Whole Foods. I shop at Whole Foods."
"Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code? It's full of std vectors."
"(uncouth) A priest and a rabbi are walking by a playground... The priest says ""Let's fuck those kids"" The rabbi says, ""Outta what?"" One of my faves, always makes me chuckle when I think of it"
"Did you hear what they found in Jeffrey Dahmer's freezer? Ben and Jerry"
"I just hope this Justin Bieber thing doesn't make all yellow Lamborghini owners look bad."
"What's in common with jam and cream? I can jam and cream my dick up your ass."
"If your idea of a nightcap is passing out drunk on the toilet with a fifth in your hand, we could probably hang out."