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Joke of the Day

"Why is there cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers."

"No matter how tough you think you are, there's always a closed pistachio ready to mess you up."

"So it's game night at a social group. The social group contains an autisic person, an abuse victim, a socially anxious person, and a depressed person. What game do they choose? They chose ""Sorry!""."

"Have you heard of the movie called constipation? No? Because it has not come out yet"

"Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches? Because they are in bread."

"One Night Stand This furniture store keeps emailing me, all I wanted was one night stand!"

"Some Christmas jokes A guy I helped at work told me these jokes. They're terrible. I love them. What goes HO HO HO thud? Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO? A Pimp taking inventory."

"Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both are in hospital...one's in a korma.. The other's got a dodgy tikka!"

"What do the weather man and every other man have in common? They say it's going to be 10 inches, then end up only being 4 to 6."

"I went to an NBA game and there was a female referee She only made 75% of the calls that the male referees made."