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Joke of the Day
"Why is it that whenever there is two women in a profile pic the hot one is always someone else..?"
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"A man and a woman are lying in bed late night... ...and the woman asks her man: ""Honey, do you prefer smart or pretty women?"" and the man responds calmly: ""Neither, baby, I prefer you."""
"What do you call a tattoo of the most commonly used English letter on a scientist's penis? A logical phallus E."
"Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors."
"What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world? Molar opposites."
"So many people on Facebook ""Like"" everything but grammar."
"I was so surprised when he said those three little words to me: ""You're embarrassingly bad at math. This is over."""
"Want to hear a good Nirvana joke? Nevermind."
"I got gas for $1 today damn bean burritos."
"MONDAY Y U NO FUN FUN FUN LIKE FRIDAY?"