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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if your girlfriend is getting fat? When She fits in your wife's clothes."
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"I've heard of a lot of dumb criminals... but bakery robbers take the cake"
"No. RT @BarackObama: Is the song ""Piano Man"" about a guy who is actually part piano, like a monster?"
"Why was the mathematician stressed out? He was in a dilemma."
"What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black? [OC] A parka, son."
"Ben Carson ZZZzzzzzz"
"Dallas Black people: please be Muslim please be Muslim please be Muslim Muslim people: please be black please be black please be black"
"Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."
"""WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY 40 POUNDS OF SPINACH?"" Me: I cooked it for you. It's over there, on that teaspoon."
"When a Mexican uses the word ""wheelchair"" in a sentence..... ""Hey I only bought one torta but don't worry wheelchair."""