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"[Batman's parents return after 40 years] Surprise!! Wait, wtf are you wearing?"
"At first Lincoln didn't want to be president... ... but he gave it a shot."
"How does a _____ (insert race, occupation, etc. ) find his goat in tall grass? Very satisfying"
"I bought a female horse around 10pm What a night mare"
"What do you call the rough parts of Paris? La Ba-ghetto"
"What's the most popular pickup line in gay bars? Can I push your stool in?"
"Without me it would just be aweso. Just saying."
"A boy goes on holiday to Mexico and texts his mate saying ""Weather out here is just like your mother, 36 and hot"" His mate replies ""Weather back here is just like your sister, 16 and wet"""
"What happens to the taxidermist after he eats? He gets stuffed."