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Joke of the Day
"Nice try, blocked number but I don't even answer the phone for people I know."
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"What is Kim Kardashian's favorite sex position? On camera. Credit to this week's episode of *The Soup*."
"#Jokes4days What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar? Can I grab some milk? *Bah dum tsss*"
"Turns out today is Star Wars day... May the fourth be with you."
"Why should you name your son Jackson? Because naming him Jacksoff would be embarrassing."
"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Instead, they end up beating the room for being dark."
"What do you call a cold hotdog? A cold-dog"
"What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow? Mufasa!"
"What kind of pizza do pilots like? Plain."
"Women are like hurricanes... They enter your life wet and wild, and they leave with your lawn furniture THAT WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARAH, YOU BITCH."