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Joke of the Day

"I treat you like a son But you treat me like a son of a bitch! Made me laugh for 5 mins when I heard it lol"

"Best of luck to Steven Gerrard, who's retired from not winning the World Cup to concentrate on not winning the Premier League."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I don't find the same reposted joke when I search reddit for garbanzo bean recipes."

"What do you call a mexican cyclops? Juan Eye."

"Where do avocados come from? Uh, well, when a crocodile loves a pear very much..."

"If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and looks like a duck, it might be a grebe. Know your waterfowl."

"How many feet do 2 black chickens have?"

"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator Only a fraction of you will get this"

"[ In bed, trying to find a cold spot ] Ahhhh, there it is... Wife: Get off of me!!"

"What do you call a sleep walking nun? A Roman Catholic"