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Joke of the Day

"In Massachusetts you can't buy liquor before noon on Sundays. But bless your raging alcoholic heart for trying."

"A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand... and says, ""Make me one with everything."""

"Without nipples... Boobs would be pointless."

"There was a little girl who had a curl right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good, she was very good. But when she was bad, hot damn, she was terrific!"

"What kind of gun does a firefighter have? A water gun."

"Pizza Hut ad: ""Do you want the same old same old, or do you want the original?"" Think about these words."

"What do you call an unfinished inflow of money? Incomplete."

"[A bengals fan watching Titanic] I can't wait until the end when Jack and Rose get married"

"Did I tell you about my old girl friend with only one leg? Unfortunately we broke up. Turns out she leans both ways."

"Q: What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season? A: Russian"