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"Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks? Because he got a hole in one!"
"Bad luck Steve Irwin. Puts on sunblock. Doesn't protect against harmful rays."
"*gets several new followers on Sunday *adds Jesus to resume"
"Women just want to make us better men, not drain our life essence. And sharks are just trying to kiss us but their teeth get in the way."
"TIFU by installing the incorrect speaker parts in my car Oops, wrong sub!"
"Next time you are in a restaurant, give this a thought. The fork you are using has been in the mouth of hundreds of people. Now look at the people eating right by you. Scary, right?"
"My elected representatives and the executives of the firm I work at are going to be in the News soon ! Thanks Panama Papers !"
"I just killed 84 birds with 1 stone at Petsmart, totally destroying the previous record of 2."
"HER: why do you hate every single Hugh Grant movie? ME: i love love actually actually"