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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if caterpillars know they're gonna fly some day or they just start building a cocoon and are like 'why am I doing this'."

"What happens when you get a lot of electroshocks within a short period of time? It hertz."

"What does a bird say when it wants revenge? Toucan play at that game!"

"I used to think that ""Lacrosse""... Was what the French called that thing that Jesus carried on his back."

"Text ""SAVEUTAH"" to 90999 and get Gary Coleman shipped to the millions in Haiti presently living without Gary Coleman."

"Two things are expected on reddit. To be corrected and to find out who's racist"

"I thought reverse psychology was when you made your therapist cry."

"The five years of life you gain by eating healthy are spent preparing healthy food."

"What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo."

"kids grow up so fast now a days like just the other day my daughter was asking me awkward sexual questions like ""Is that the best you can do?"""