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Joke of the Day
"I hate pebbles! They are a bitch"
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"Japan just had an earthquake, I saw it on TV. It was a ground breaking news"
"I'm through making Alzheimer's jokes guys I just don't know why I liked making them anymore"
"Weird is a side effect of awesome."
"Whats the difference between being kinky and perverted. When your kinky you mess with the feathers, but when your perverted you mess with the whole chicken."
"When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: ""Guess who?"" for 2 weeks."
"People say I shouldn't have bought so many books about the Nazis But I was only obeying Borders."
"""What did you do today, mommy?"" ""I invented names, like 'Grand Theft Anal' and 'Mortal Cumbath"" on Twitter, and you?"""
"He stole my heart, so I stole his last name. Is the slogan of a very famous body parts and new ID shop in Mexico."
"Did you hear about the guy who eating crackers in bed? He felt crumby the next day."