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Joke of the Day
"Just thought of this cheesy joke... Who betrayed Cheesus Christ? Goudas."
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"What did the bear say after eating the doctor? I feel M.D. inside."
"Kisses are like real estate .... Location Location Location"
"What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer? One builds weapons and the other build targets."
"Dorothy: Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Yellow Brick Road: I have a boyfriend."
"What do you call a learned spider? A webdesigner"
"Do you like long lines, mass transit and sweaty white people? Ask your doctor if a Disney trip is right for you."
"How many planets are there in the solar system? There used to be nine, then there was eight and when I'm done with Uranus there'll be seven."
"Condoms... Are for pussies."
"Q's are just O's that got shanked."