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Joke of the Day
"Now that it's 2017 I can finally make this joke! I haven't showered since last year! Hahaha"
Next Joke
"You know what Nixon did wrong? He only broke into the watergate hotel once. He should have done it everyday. Then it would have been normal. Yes, you got it, jokes on you."
"Castel Gandolfo?? What's the first rule for the ex-Pope after his divestment at Castel Gandolfo? ""You shall not MASS!!"""
"Walmart has an alarming amount of security camera video with me humping stuff with a swimming pool noodle."
"Why can't Pakistanis play soccer? Whenever they get a corner they set up a convenience store"
"Guy: Police, yeah there's this black kid harassing a homeless person. Police: You had me at black"
"What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot? SUPPLIES!!!"
"Q: Is Google a he or a she? A: A she, no doubt, because it wont let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas."
"*Likes your fan page* *Hides activity from timeline*"
"Apple vs Windows If apple made a car would it have windows?"