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Joke of the Day
"When she texts ""I Love You""... but Auto-correct changes it to ""who is this"""
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"Roses are red Violets are Glorious Don't play hide and go seek with Oscar Pistorius."
"How do you tie two half ducks together? with ducktape!! "
"Following the recent anti-Islam film made, there will be a film made to mock Jesus Christ. It will be released in 1979 and will be called Life of Brian"
"If we were to have a small food fight, would we be engaging in Morsel Combat?"
"People who don't understand sarcasm are awesome."
"Congratulations, parents! The names yelled at dog parks are now less weird than the names yelled at playgrounds."
"Did you here about the Jewish son who asked his father for $50? The father says - ""40 dollars, what do you need 30 dollars for?"""
"Is your refrigerator running? cause I'd rather vote for it instead of these two"
"How does a blond like her eggs in the morning? ""fertilized"""