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Joke of the Day
"*Removes smoke detector battery **Cooks in silence"
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"Everything is easier said than done. Except for talking, that's about the same."
"Q: What type of monster really loves dance music? A: The boogieman."
"The elevators aren't working and I work on the 10th floor. I just may become the first person ever to call in sick from the security desk."
"I really liked the movie, Inception. It's so fast paced and keeps moving forward. Except for Mal, she keeps coming back."
"Took me forever to find this chronology book. It's about time."
"A man goes to a zoo... The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It was a shih tzu. ^shit zoo"
"""The toilet's blocked pretty bad so I called the plumber. Should be here later tod-"" [Bowser spits coffee] ""Which plumber?"""
"Me: ""I feel like I'm 90 years old."" My Skin: ""Let's go through puberty again."""
"As I rise from my slumber the children scream in horror, as they did not know I was in the McDonald's Playland ball pit"