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Joke of the Day
"Why did Richard leave his home this morning? For Harambe."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ? Brighton-der the light of the moon !"
"""Vini Vidi Venti"" --I came, I saw, I ordered the large coffee at Starbucks."
"Q: How you can tell if a ghoul was in your fridge? A: It leaves footprints in the butter."
"Shia muslims are not welcome in the City of Brotherly Love... Because it's always sunni in Philadelphia."
"Password: 1 upper case letter, 1 lower case letter, 1 stair case, 1 briefcase, 1 in case of emergency, 2 cases of beer, and 1 quesadilla."
"Me: What are you doing in your pajamas still? 3 year old: Eating frosting. Me: Fair enough."
"Down with the metric system No more foreign rulers!"
"I use to know someone who was addicted to soap. He's clean now"
"Evolution: True science fiction."