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Joke of the Day

"the reason i dont wear specific colors on 9/11 when someone asks me why im not wearing red on 9/11 i tell them ""because im not celebrating a muslim holiday"""

"guaranteed Smile... possible Snigger if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up"

"Where do sad Ukrainians go? Crimea River."

"Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop? Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away."

"Why will the USA never go bankrupt? It will just host a telethon."

"I like the show on fox news where there are 4 conservative idiots yelling at one liberal idiot."

"When is a body builder's shortest workout? During the winter Swole-stace"

"How do you fuck a fat chick? Roll her over in flour and find the wet spot"

"Trump supporters determined to hack berniesanders.com They're just waiting for their GED results to come in, so they can operate their computers."

"A little bit of me dies every time I see one of you post a quote that you obviously don't actually live by."