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Joke of the Day

"Some people say America is obese, but I blame our flag. Everyone knows that horizontal stripes make you look fatter."

"How do gangsters receive communications? Gmail"

"How does Davy Crockett take his pie? A'lamode"

"My 42 yr old friend is dating a 24 yo guy, she caught him cheating so she took away his play station for a week"

"People tell me I use too many cliches. But I take it with a pinch of salt."

"How did Hitler sneeze? ""A jew!"""

"If someone enjoys bondage, and they hang themselves... Does that mean they died from having a kink in their neck?"

"John: Hey Jude... Paul: Don't make it bad George: Take a sad song... Ringo: So weird how coffee is yummy hot or cold but gross in-between"

"Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want? Dems!"

"What do you call an apathetic Russian? A So-be-it."