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Joke of the Day
"2 out of 3 isn't bad. Unless you come home from the park with 2 out 3 kids. Then it's bad"
Next Joke
"What kind of horses only come out after dark? Nightmares!"
"Why does a farmer fuck his sheep at the edge of a cliff? So the sheep will push back."
"Q: What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common? ... A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips."
"If you want to change your life significantly just walk to the Mercedes-Benz 600 standing at the junction, take a brick and throw it into the windshield."
"(i walk up to the counter at subway) hey hows it goin? (i rest my foot on the sneeze guard thing and it slams shut on the guys hands) my bad"
"I want attention, but not TOO much attention. Please pay medium attention to me."
"Wanna hear a Joke about a Jump rope? Nah, let's just skip it."
"What do farts and children have in common? You love your own, but hate everyone else's."
"[babies txting] ""my dad's thumb just came off"" lol wtf ""wait its back on again nvm"" ok lmao ""he just stole my nose"" im phoning the police"