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Joke of the Day
"What does Charlie Sheen say when he's having sex with a Vietnamese Lady? Nguyenning!"
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"Flowers: Because nothing says ""sorry a loved one passed away"" like something else that'll wither and die right in front of you"
"Ordering a decaf coffee is like ordering a picture of food"
"Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle? Just cos."
"What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes? Reddit"
"I can't have teamwork at League of Legends because... the only people listening to my calls are the NSA."
"I'm glad i know sign language It's pretty handy"
"Hubs: You didn't do anything today did you? Me: I did the dishes. Hubs: There was only one. Me: Fine I did THE dish. Happy?"
"I hate gender roles. They make me so angry and virile and strong"
"No matter how angry you get about something... ... you can't any angrier than a midget with a yo-yo."