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Joke of the Day

"What does Charlie Sheen say when he's having sex with a Vietnamese Lady? Nguyenning!"

"Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer."

"Love the F word... Friday! What were you thinking?"

"What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market? Hello ladies."

"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Have an ice day. It's a bad one, I know."

"I went for sushi with Luke Skywalker and he was struggling with chopsticks... ""Use the fork, Luke!"" I said."

"69ER'S GET SACKED Q: Why is 88 better than 69? A: Because you get ate twice."

"What do you call a cow with no nipples Yomama #getrekt"

"What's the most encouraging calisthenic? Chin-ups!"

"If you are going to use a boat to escape make sure its in water not in water town!"