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Joke of the Day

"I often agree to let my kids sleep over at other people's houses, just to remind parents that there are kids who are way worse than theirs."

"What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit? When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is ""eeeeuuuuuuu"""

"I went to a nice Cuban restaurant last night, I say restaurant but it was more of a Castro pub."

"Chuck Norris can't fuck with Kanye! lool Chuck Norris is the only person Kanye West won't interrupt!"

"A south-African and a north-African has a bet about who can hit the ground first from a skyscraper. Who wins? Society."

"Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!"

"I hadn't seen it in a while, but at a concert last night I saw someone using a disposable camera... It gave me a flashback"

"Double cheeseburgers don't make you fat, eating them does."

"You know you're on drugs when you're talking to your kids about drugs and you don't have any kids."

"I only watch ""Game of Thrones"" because I'm trying catch a background extra wearing a wristwatch."