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Joke of the Day
"Had bacon this morning, made Monday joke, drinking coffee, will masturbate later. I AM TWITTER!"
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"Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means? Father: It means 'to be happy'. Son: Are you gay? Father: No, son. I have a wife."
"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A fish"
"How did the butcher cure cancer? With salt."
"What kind of riddle has no answer?"
"A guy goes to a five dollar lady of the night.. and he gets crabs. So, the next day he goes back to complain. And the woman says ""Hey. It was only five dollars. What did you expect? Lobster?"""
"Always look both ways before crossing a woman."
"Why do engineers have to practice their social skills? So they don't forget either of them."
"Why do people love working at yogurt factories? Because of the culture!"
"What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ? Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner"