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Joke of the Day

"911: What's your emergency, sir? Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*"

"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? an Investigator"

"I Support a Woman's Right to Choose Between the Staircase and a Coat hanger"

"Best blunt / straight to the point jokes of all time? What do you call a boomerang that dosen't come back? A stick"

"When's a door not a door? When it's slightly ajar."

"What's the best part about being a mute? It goes without saying..."

"What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman? He invited her over to net fish and krill."

"[NSFW] Why was the snowman smiling? He could see the snowblower coming down the street."

"Why is one thousand million billion trillion so bad? It's very naughty"

"How much do Rabbi's charge for their circumcisions? Nothing. They just keep the tips."