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Joke of the Day
"How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush? We would have called it a teeth brush"
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"If you choose to always make it all about you, that's precisely who you'll end up with."
"My dog's favorite movie is 50 Shades of Grey... because the sex is rrruff."
"Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks? The Just-Ice League."
"How do dogs enjoy sex? They like it ruff."
"When does a dog go ""moo"" ? When it is learning a new language !"
"I am genuinely terrified of my Biology Professor I heard he has a lot of skeletons in his closet"
"Hey there.. Hi.."
"My dad, a vietnam veteran, told me that there's one thing that always sticks with kids and adults no matter how old they are. Napalm"
"I'm not saying I'm a jinx But the first time I played Tetris the first thing that dropped for me was a circle"