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Joke of the Day
"How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush? We would have called it a teeth brush"
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"I met a girl at a club last night and she told me she'd show me a good time. When we got outside, she ran 100m in 9.69 seconds."
"What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome? A leotard."
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"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in big trouble... You have my Word"
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"Absolute Funniest Joke You Have Ever Heard Whether it be racist, sexist, chemistry related, or something else I triple dog dare you to post it."
"It's kind of obvious why Western countries don't eat cat Can you imagine how costly it must be to kill the same animal 9 times before you can eat it?"
"Did you hear about the man who worked with horses his whole life? He had a stable job. I guess uh.. I'll just leave"
"When I see a guy with a tooth pick in his mouth I'm like, wow. look at that guy. he ate most of a tree."