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Joke of the Day
"Today is national pet day. There is no touching of people in national pet day. I know this now."
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"Europe must have a detergent based economy.. ..because it's tough on Greece."
"What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for? Completely Useless By September"
"What do you call it when your having sex with a smart girl? Being in-genious"
"There are two types of people in this world: those who can extrapolate from an incomplete dataset, and"
"All the people upset over same sex marriage didn't seem to mind when Paula Abdul was openly dating a cartoon cat in the late 80s."
"I've heard some great 9/11 humour, it's like two pies in the face and one in a field in Pennsylvania"
"*At the pearly gates* St Peter: Welcome to heaven. I'll show you around. Me: Sooo many oysters must've died to make this gate."
"""Single and ready to Pringle."" - my Friday nights :("
"*puts it in perspective Perspective: Wrong hole."