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Joke of the Day

"Obama is the first president to visit a federal prison. Hes also the first black man to be let OUT of a federal prison"

"Breaking News: Germany defeats Argentina... France surrenders."

"""God is good all the time!"" Yeah. Not you though, Russ. You sucked for 55 frigging minutes."

"Difference between a three ring circus and a strip club? One is a cunning array of stunts!"

"I always wondered why a Frisbee looks like it gets bigger & bigger the closer it comes to you.. and then it hit me."

"Mostly men lie before the elections, sex and after fishing."

"what do you call a gathering of nuns a convent-tion"

"The doctor who performed my lobotomy operation did a lousy job. I have half a mind to tell him so."

"I've found that the things I'm most interested in aren't really in my best interest."

"How a girl insults another Girl1: In my hand is your virginity. Girl2: But there's nothing on your hand! Girl1: Exactly."