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Joke of the Day
"I've found that the things I'm most interested in aren't really in my best interest."
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"How did the hipster burn his mouth? HE drank coffee before it was cool, man"
"A son goes to his parents and says ""Mom, Dad... I'm gay."" The Dad immediately responds. ""HI GAY, I'M DAD."""
"My neighbour has been playing the bongos for over an hour, and I thought he was meditating until I heard him sing ""Yeah, shake that shit..."""
"this is the worst weather ive ever seen ""what about when the wind had sharks in it?"" that was a movie dad ""oh excuse me weather expert"""
"What did the executioner say to the prisoner? ""Hang on a minute."""
"If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?"
"Doc : Do you know what blood type you are? Me : Red?"
"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na nas"
"It takes five hours to get ready for work each morning, but it's worth it when I hear co-workers mutter ""What the fuck? Is that an angel?"""