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Joke of the Day

"How a girl insults another Girl1: In my hand is your virginity. Girl2: But there's nothing on your hand! Girl1: Exactly."

"My signature move is not caring which one yours is."

"I'll agree to almost anything if you set a cupcake in front of me. I won't be listening. Because...cupcake."

"I think one of the toughest parts about growing up is realizing that you don't sweat blue if you drink blue Gatorade."

"The 7 Habits of Highly Successful Nun Impersonators"

"What did the robot hit-man say to his robot victim? ""Nothing personal."""

"What do Lady Diana and Pink Floyd have in common Their last greatest hit was 'The Wall'."

"What's brown and sticky? My dick after I fuck you in the ass. Edit: I only use this when severely drunk."

"If you keep bending your iPhone 6 you'll eventually have a sweet flip phone."

"I got a chainsaw in the mail today. Now I have to send saws to five other people."