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Joke of the Day

"How a girl insults another Girl1: In my hand is your virginity. Girl2: But there's nothing on your hand! Girl1: Exactly."

"Homework is like a penis.... its long and hard unless you're asian."

"Roses are red, Violets are red... Actually, I think my garden's on fire"

"A donkey had an IQ of 186. He had no friends at all though. Because even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-ass."

"I like my women how i like my wine 12 years old and locked up in my basement. sorry i had to"

"What did Lawrence Taylor say when they told him the prostitute he was with 15? ""That bitch told me she was 13!"""

"What did the proctologist say to the pirate? Show me your booty."

"Chinese kid was born before the due date Parents named him Sudden Lee."

"It'll be a cold day in hell. Cloudy in purgatory, with a slight chance of rain. And clear skies up in heaven. Now over to Jim with sports."

"Sometimes, if you believe in something hard enough and deeply enough, nothing happens."