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Joke of the Day

"I wear a ski mask wherever I go but only rob ski resorts. It's quite ingenious really. Let me explain..."

"Most Racist Joke I Have Heard (told to me by a devout Chinese Jew) whats the worst part about being a black jew? getting put in the back of the oven."

"People say ""life's a journey, not a destination,"" because the destination is death. The journey sucks too. Anyway, to the bride and groom!"

"what do you call the study of color? cyance"

"Why do black people always have nightmares? Because we shot the last one that had a dream."

"Camera Joke Nikon"

"What does a mobster buried in cement eventually become? A hardened criminal."

"[to hot girl at bus stop as bus approaches] ""I could easily afford to get on that if I wanted to."""

"Q: ""What has an IQ of 42?"" A: ""40 Marines plus their lieutenant"""

"A lady walks into a bar... Sits down and says to the bartender ""give me a double."" He asks ""what'll it be?"" She replies ""make it an entedre."" So he gave it to her."