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"I like my women like I like my drain pipes. Covered in a thin layer of PVC and attached to a wall."
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"Q: On a scale from 1 to 10, what is your favorite color in the english alphabet? A: Yes"
"What do you call someone who tops Darth Vader during sex? An Invader."
"Mahogany was competing with oak and maple in the wood election. Nobody got a majority in the electric collage. However, oak narrowly beat out maple in the poplar vote."
"How does the Moon get its haircut? Eclipse it!"
"You didn't comment on my selfie. WHO IS SHE"
"Named my band Scheduled for Demolition so whenever it appears on a marquee, confused people write angry letters to the city council."
"What does an r/frog say? reddit, reddit"
"Evening News is where they begin with 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
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