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Joke of the Day

"((speaking too close to the microphone at press conference)I have never watched a single episode of the Teletubbies. They look like fools"

"If a dog has puppies in a public place, can they be arrested for littering?"

"Did you know they were trying to ban MSG? It was called law 13 due to the fact that it abolished savory....I will show myself out."

"""Entertainment News"" is a strange way to spell gossip."

"In light of the recent NASA news.... Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in a piece of gum? No? Well he got stuck in Orbit."

"A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage.... The photon replies, ""No, I'm traveling light."""

"A man walks into a bar... ouch."

"My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry."

"*Lexus dealership* Sales person: if you buy a new Lexus we will make the first months payment Me: so who makes the other 59 payments?"

"How does an Eskimo build his house? Igloos it together."