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Joke of the Day
"In World War 3, which country would retreat first? Iran."
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"Me: ""I'm looking for a psychic who rates themselves highly."" Ian: ""I'm a medium."" Me: ""I need someone better than that."""
"I love it when the playoff picture begins to develop in baseball. That means football is beginning."
"I for one welcome our new insect overlords Resistance is futile."
"Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk??? Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door"
"Two guys walk into a bar... third guy ducks."
"After the news today, I went to a Chinese restaurant and made a special order... Kung Pao."
"No punchline needed. Did you hear Micheal J Fox got a new job working as James Bond bartender....."
"A Frenchman comes to America and says ""Hi, I'm from France"" to an American, The American says ""European!"" to which the frenchman replies ""No, you're a peon!"""
"What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ? Pen Gwyn !"