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Joke of the Day
"I wonder what the people in the plane on 9/11 were going through... A BUILDING!!!"
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"What did the fertilizer say to the grass? I'm the shit."
"Dance like you aren't depressed. Sing like you didn't kill that homeless guy. Love like you don't have herpes."
"What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby? The redditor never gets gold"
"[kitchen] ""Please pass the bee-nut butte-"" *wife glares* ""-the honey"""
"I am giving up eating red meats. I'm going cold turkey."
"What crime did the impotent rapist commit? Viagra-vated Assault."
"""What's wrong with our country?"" OBAMA! ""Who are we going to reelect in 2012?"" OBAMA!"
"Bum at the bus stop, lady walks up with dress up her crack, bum discretely pulls it out, lady slaps him, [hand gesture pushing it back into crack]"
"Why does Donald Trump hate pre shredded cheese? He wants to make America grate again."