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Joke of the Day

"Teacher My teacher pointed to me with the ruler and said ""There is an idiot at the end of the ruler"" I got suspended for asking which end! :P"

"What does a farsighted gynecologist have in common with a puppy dog? They both got a wet nose."

"Im black and crack addict I cant satisfy any of my hoes :("

"I'm sorry, your photo is so confusing. You're gonna need to hashtag every detail of it for me so I can grasp what's going on here."

"i swear to god I'm funny I was going to tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it.. Bada bom tisssh"

"I don't take a duece I make gold like a Lannister."

"How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe"

"That awkward moment when your ex is dating someone who looks just like you."

"Which Pokemon got a cold? Pik-a-choo."

"A blind man walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair."