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Joke of the Day

"Teacher My teacher pointed to me with the ruler and said ""There is an idiot at the end of the ruler"" I got suspended for asking which end! :P"

"What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he can't hear you."

"if the neighbor kid is driving you nuts practicing saxophone you can complain or teach her Careless Whisper - maybe be a problem solver"

"What is Donald Trump most afraid of? That people will figure out he is a low energy, stupid, horse-fucking, cum-eating, rim-job giving fuckhead!!!"

"Paraplegic Party you goin to the paraplegic party? I hear its gonna be crawling with pussy"

"*leaves church* *sees McChicken video* *goes back to church*"

"My friend just won the Scandinavian excavator championship by moving a beer can from one table to another without denting it. My friend knows his ways around beer."

"My wife's a biology teacher... This morning she asked how I wanted my eggs. I told her, ""Ovariesy."""

"Studies shows that most people don't know the opposites to these words: Always Coming From Take Me Down"

"What gets a gold digger off? Goldman Sachs"