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Joke of the Day

"Studies shows that most people don't know the opposites to these words: Always Coming From Take Me Down"

"I created a robot that serves me pumpkin spice lattes... Naturally, I coded in BASIC"

"Some people should be recalled."

"in the middle east you can't drink But you can get stoned For drinking"

"Why did the lion get lost? Cos jungle is massive."

"How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure he`s got the right hole."

"Based on the things my kid will and won't eat, my cooking is apparently worse than a stale Fruit Loop covered in dog hair."

"Why did the oven go back to University? To get another degree. - My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me."

"Run over by a Limo My mate got run over this morning by a limousine, it took fucking ages..."

"Q: How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution? A: They heard them in the town square saying, ""Coup, coup!"""