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Joke of the Day
"Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""
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"I have but one greviance with the airplane pilots. Fantastic chaps, but good God, they're never grounded."
"Do you ever get that creepy deja vu feeling? [credit](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2tc8bn/how_do_you_subtly_fuck_with_people/cny3ig0)"
"I went to a premature ejaculation clinic... ... but there was no one there. Guess I came too early."
"Why did the sperm cross the road?... Because I put on the wrong pair of socks today."
"What's the difference between kinky and perverted ? Kinky you use a feather; perverted you use the whole chicken !"
"What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"
"My girlfriend asked me: ""If you won the lottery, would you still love me?"" And I answered: ""Of course! I'd miss you, but I still love you"""
"Investment question If a leopard and a cheetah both had companies, which stock should you buy? A: The leopard's, because cheetahs never prosper."
"Once I came across a bridge that was half concrete and half covered in asphalt It was a real hybridge."