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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a black guy and a bench (offensive) A bench can support a family."
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"A guy walks into a bar, and the bartender looks up and says... ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"Why did Adele cross the road #To say hello from the other side#"
"How do the Lannisters save money on new beds? They push Two twins together to make a King"
"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage."
"What do fish smoke? Seaweed."
"I could understand Eve's choice to doom all of humanity if she'd been offered nachos. But an apple? My ovaries are not amused."
"Two antennas get married on a roof... The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was great!"
"The unused coloring book. Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book? Her arms are amputated."
"For starters, you drew your mom the same size as the house. Good enough for the fridge? I don't even want it in my garbage."